It begins.

Day one, is today.

Hamberdler at his side.

The deadbeat boyfriend is back. USA, maga, we tried to tell you. The swearing is in the next moments. Here’s Kavenaugh now. JD goes first.

And done, while little ones squirm.

Lurch steps forward. A fait accompli.

‘Glory glory hallelujah’ playing. From beginning to end of the ceremonies, the music let on we are in a 1960’s technicolor version of what we once were. Hoping the dictatorship rejects the gold braid and that accompanies most banana republics. So embarrassing, looking like Stewart granger in “Prisoner of Zenda”. We do have Armani. Ford?

Won “All seven states”, again. “More records”, speaking of the election results, what a liar. He outed Elon as having had control of computers in his rally speech yesterday. Thanked him.

“Americas decline is over.”

“My ear”. Made an appearance. Oy, Gods will,… applause.

Promises not to forget ‘our god’. Restoration of common sense.

Is declaring a state of emergency at the border. Catch and release back. Troops are being sent. Cartels designated terrorist organizations. Foreign gangs in our cities will be targeted.

Drilling, oh baby, we are back, revoking EV mandate. Taxes, tariffs, circling wagons to protect all the money he collects.

Beats free speech drum. It’s back, in next sentence seeks to silence voices and an edict to definitively ‘reinstate’ two genders in this country.

Teases war but not. “Wanna be a peacemaker.” Can’t go wrong with no decision.

Name change. Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.

William McKinley brought back?

We have now been “liberated to a new horizon”. Something about astronauts on Mars as a victory for our country. It will be an American flag, (as if there were competition?)

“We will be a free, sovereign, and independent nation.”

American the Beautiful is played.

End.

Dumbest inaugural speech ever. It’s going to be insane.

Thanks for being here. I wouldn’t be here without you.

❤️