Rock bottom has rocks. Almost there. How about the ceiling? ‘Eff Chuck’ trending.

61 days and still falling.

Canadians roll out the red carpet for Marco Rubio. Big Elbows up love.

Vance and wife are loudly booed, did I say loudly, at the Kennedy Center. Drinks wine from his seat and waves.

Opps, below, they had a box. Secret service spying, uh, dude, no drinks allowed?

Schumer raked across many kinds of coals. Antisemitic ones. Political ones too. I guess still intellectual and familial coals left for future torture.

Chaos Caucus meets Thoughtful Party of Indecision. Pull the alarm! Which door is better? Oh My Gawd.

But really. When negotiating with a gun or so to ones noggin, a little trickle of,… is that sweat? Do we shut down the government and teach the nazis to pick their Jews more carefully? Shutting down would give emergency powers to the biggest cheese. Or…. Big one, or, … do we sign onto a continuing resolution that only kinda shuts things down and has specific rules and limits the destruction in progress by POTUS.

Choose the path with more rules to ignore? Ah! Rules we can prove they broke. Decisions. Sounds like we should sign on to the CR but the popcorn moment has us… paused. We have thoughts…. Will they hear? What are those thoughts anyway? I think we are Zelensky about now.

Yes, I believe we are all Zelensky, walking the plank. Sharks to the left. To the right. Stare ahead. Maybe some ketamine would help disassociate from it all. Good idea, maybe Elon brought enough for the whole class. He’s out of his mind and his Tesla board is divested their personal funds from the stock. So, who cares as we say these days, while still caring. His brother is on the board, there’s nothing for anyone to do. They must be democrats. Remember how family begged RFK Jr? Definitely democrats. No interventions or protecting their base from all hells children loosened on the world.

Out of prison, no family ties to shame them the very first restraint. It’s gone now, too. Living in a shameless society. Drive your son to his murder spree. He doesn’t have a license to drive right? We are past that one now too. Rittenhouse and his mother…

Perks or pitfalls? Half empty or full, what’s your woke-meter say? Oh yeah… check this, out. Bad Jew Bibi, helping the Nazi. It fits. All my aunt wanted was a Mercedes after the war. WWII. She wasn’t really my aunt and we all disliked her anyway. No accounting for other people’s decisions. What will St. Pete say? He may indeed have a few words.

He has the photos too I’ll bet.

How does one say enough in NAZI? Nein, nicht, no, never,… genug, that’s it. We’ve had a sufficiency.

Eff em, they’re woke. Apparently Elon is neither woke nor awake to his financial ruin in he leaved on himself. My opinion, and googles too.

‘Elon Musk's financial situation, particularly regarding the X (formerly Twitter) acquisition and the Tesla stock, has raised concerns about potential financial ruin, with some analysts suggesting it could be one of the worst leveraged buyout deals for banks since the 2008 financial crisis.’

Grok? Seems Musk and Bezos are neck and neck now. Today, says grok, musks in app AI answer. Motion is downwards.

Decoupling. More of that Wokey MacWokerson stuff I suppose. Just sign the divorce papers and give her what she wants. Oh, no, that bad negotiations but how it has to roll when you leave mid wife for another. Trump did, Elon did too.

It’s how Trump makes negotiations and just ask Zelensky who is expected to resign, give us mineral rights, land to Putin and no protection or nuclear weapons. Remember, we are Zelensky now. Nnnnnnnnnnot so good. To CR or to not CR…

A note from the poetry corner…

Insane. No other word for what he exhibits.

Still, who they will blame? Oh, of course. The Democrats.

The camo isn’t working. Nice and pretty adorable try.

And lastly, Queen of Hearts does the Rose Adagio a famous bit from Sleeping Beauty, the ballet. Ingenious and well danced, ballet humor at its absolute best. For comparison and further enjoyment is the actual Rose Adagio danced by the pretty flawless Svetlana Zakharova.

Our mission is to discharge the drama. Laughter is one path.

Thanks for being here. I wouldn’t be here without you.

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